Saturday, February 6, 2010

interview with a 9 year old male

please state your name:

can i do my nickname? darn. ok. cohen.

how old are you?

nine. i'm nine and i just turned nine 2 months ago.

what is your favorite color?

hot pink!? do you think that there are boy colors and girl colors?

seriously? hot pink? alrighty. cohen, do you have a favorite food?

ribs! did you think i was going to say that? mom, can i have a bunch of legos for christmas?

what do you want to be when you grow up, cohen?

you know.......a pig farmer. mom, if i ever have a pig farm will you ever come to it? mom? will you??

no. pigs are too stinky and naked. next question. what do you want for dinner tonight?

ribs! from famous dave's. can we really get some tonight? please?




well, there you have it. cohen likes hot pink (that was a surprise to me, but not too surprising), famous dave's and loves everything, and i mean everything, about pigs. he always has. but will he always? i guess some things you may never out grow.

cohen wants you to know that pigs are cute, pink and tasty. that's a triple threat in his book!

check back soon for more interviews with the males in my life.

can you guess who's next? there's only (only!) three left to choose from. but two of them may not comply.........and i'm not talking about the six year old.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

interview with a 4 year old male

please state your name:

what's dat!? how you do dat!?

i'm asking you what your name is, gaven. so, what's your name?

gah-haah-beeh-hin!!

how old are you, gaven?

dis many.

what's your favorite color?

dark blue, light blue.

do you have a favorite food?

well, yeah. pizza and plain macaroni and cheese.

plain macaroni and cheese. really? ok. next question. what do you want to be when you grow up?

an army man. i was just kidding about being a lion. i don't like them anymore. they always bite.

what super power do you have?

light blue, dark blue. oh, super power? my super power helps me fly. well, i was just kidding. i don't have a super power. only if batman gives me some. like spaghetti meatballs with red sauce.

ooooooook. i'm not sure how to take that one. onto the next question. what do you want for lunch today?

peeeaaaa-nut buh-tter jee-eeeh-eeellly. how about some cheese crackers? i mean, peeeaaaa-nut buh-tter jee-eeeh-eeelly saaa-aah-aammmich!

gaven, do you know what day it is today?

huuuuh, i don't know. what day is it? maybe sunday or wednesday or ffffrriday. can i go now?


i hope you all enjoyed this interview with "gaben" as much as i did. some of the answer surprised me. some of the other answers, well, they left me a little confused. plain macaroni and cheese? what does that mean? have we been serving macaroni and cheese wrong all along? guess i better start searching the cookbooks for that one.

stay tuned for another interview with yet another male that resides in this household. there's lots of them to choose from................